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 Aim. Shoot. Reload. Dodge. Repeat.

The same routine went on for hours. It was growing dark, yet we were supposed to stay out until exactly 9:00 PM. I groaned. I'm starting to wonder what the hell game makers were thinking when they made zombie games. This is not as easy nor fun as it seems. 

"Aleck?" I turned to my right. He aimed, shot, reloaded, and dodged. Huh. Seems like we're all going by the same code. Cool. Then, he stopped. "Uh..Aleck?"
"Is that him?" He gaped, looking straight ahead. I had to swipe a zombie away because the git wasn't paying attention.
"He, who?" I scanned the crowd. 
"R! That maniacal father zombie thing human guy!" Aleck stood to his full height, mocking me with my shortness. 
"Seriously? R? Nah." But it was true. My eyes fell upon a hobbling figure, dressed in a red hoodie. It was R. "Whoa. I see him too!"

"Isn't it amazing?!" He beamed. "Oh, yeah, cool. Now we need to protect ourselves from these meat eaters." I deadpanned. 
He grumbled at my statement, aiming his gun once more. "What if I shot him?" 
"Aleck, no! We're not supposed to! He feels! " I exclaimed, nudging his shot gun to a different direction. I couldn't aim to Aleck's toe. Damn. 
"I'm kidding," He chuckled. "If he feels , we should head over there. Whatd'ya say?" Aleck looked up at me.
I put on the best poker face I could. "I say you're an idiot. He still eats flesh, moron!" 

Aleck pouted, but walked in R's direction regardless. "Aleck! Aleck!" I whispered harshly. 
Too late. My dear friend was already half way over, and I had to sneak around groups of the un dead just to reach him. I grabbed his hand. "You're going to get yourself killed."

Shrugging it off, he approached R. I gulped. R just looked at him, and put a hand on his shoulder. I saw his lips move slowly. Aleck let out a loud laugh. Some zombies turned their heads, and I gulped down fear. R looked at me for a minute. It seemed to last forever. Then, he waddled off to do whatever zombies did. Aleck came back. 
"What did he say?" I asked. 
"He said woman are pets that ruin life." He gave out another laugh. I gaped, then hit his forearm. 
"Jerks! You men are all jerks!" 

I stormed off to our original spot. "And zombies are jerks, too!" I shouted at the top of my lungs.
I swear I saw R turn his head and look at me. 

Request for : :iconlost-in-her-words:

I'm sorry it's so short Q~Q . You know I don't make short chapters, so this should be a freebie!
Plus, I wanna read some other fanfictions ~
Then, I am out to the woods with my umbrella, hoping to make my cold worse.

Disclaimer : R , Warm Bodies, or the entire idea of loving zombies does not belong to me. Aleck belongs to mua c: ~

... Am I the only one who thinks the title ' Warm Bodies ' Sounds sexual?
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katritri Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  New Deviant
I like it
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Dannythemadhatter Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
... R's like  "What the fuk u just say?!"
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vampirelover247 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Student Artist
More please
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:iconifmiserylovescompany:
Please right more!!!!
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blackfirepaw Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015
please may I have another its so good!!! :3
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AdamGontierfan Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Please MOAR!!!!!!!
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DarkAngelLoki Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student Writer
Are you going to write more? please write more! 
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Koete1995 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
More
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Neytiri-nature-lover Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014
Wait...what? No more.... Ahh! Please update! It looks like its going to be awesome!!!
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Babyjanuary22 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014
Please update!!!!!!!
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spockisawesome Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
please do more this is the only R x reader thing i could find! ;-; your so good at it please make more... pleaseBunny Emoji-80 (Pretty Please) [V4] Hamtaro Mouse Emoji-05 (Kawaii Stare) [V1] Yato (No one wuvs me) [V1] 
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8thDimention Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. Yes it does.
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twotailfox123 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
More? :3
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lola4543645 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
No no your not the only one at frist I was like hehehehe that's a thing
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TalentNotRequired Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*shivers* OHOHO MY JESUS FRIG THIS IS PERF
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NalaMarieTotallyRock Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Ohhh lord this is so funny
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kittenmycat Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014  Hobbyist
this is really epic.
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NightFuryDragon28 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The two chapters of this that you have written are good. I like them. The ending for this one was funny. I'm hoping you do write more.
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Demonkisses14 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
Can u make the next chapeter pweeeeeease!!!!!!!! :3
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alison99554 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
make another r x reader this fanfic was hilarious 
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fiolee2444 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Student
Pwease make more
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OokamiNekoGirl Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I need more, I just love it. Hope you make this into a somewhat long series.
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Firefliy Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2013  Student Writer
Ehhhh , I try to make more of this from time to time. 
Soooo 

I just gotta finish my other x reader 's first. 
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CrabGab Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
More please
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Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Awesome story. 
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Yukki-the-Slasher Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WHEN WILL THIS CONTINUE DX i want more R ;3;
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ProxyNumber001 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'M SORRY R ;n; AND NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE.I was pretty sure when I saw it they were going to have zombie sex ._. 
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Firefliy Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Student Writer
HOOT HOOT
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Bleached-Angel Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student Writer
MOAR!!! PLEASE!!
and yes Warm bodies does sound sexual... Sexual indeed.
And no your out in the woods to find Slenderman... I would.
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allybacon Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol, it does sound sexual XD
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shadowgirl-1994 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
More of this one please. It's getting good. Thank you.
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Yukki-the-Slasher Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
MOAR
XD
n yes it does sound sexual now that i think about it :O
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FearKubrick Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
more pls pls!!! i like it very much and im soo squeeling here right now!! and i hope your still not dead, hehe.
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Jasminesims7 Featured By Owner May 27, 2013
More more more
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catsrule365 Featured By Owner May 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No I think it sounds that way to!!!
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FunkiestOhio66 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
This was really good! Please make a new chapter soon! c:
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GirlScoutCookies100 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
More?
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APHItaly Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student Digital Artist
More more!!
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lost-in-her-words Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student General Artist
(You're not alone on that one. It sounds extremely sexual)

By the way, THANK CHU SOO MUCCCHHHHHHH
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Firefliy Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student Writer
(Oh good. When I first heard of the movie I'm like "You want me to watch what?! )

CHUR SO WELCOME !
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lost-in-her-words Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student General Artist
(xD)

<3333
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