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The young man lay sprawled out on the couch, his head hanging off the arm. It was his lazy Sunday. Until she bugged him, that is. 

"Izaya.." She said boredly. Her [hair color] hair was tied into a loose bun, and her baggy clothes swayed with her motion. "Move." 

"Mmmph." He grunted, not moving. "Make me, [Name]." Like, seriously. Why were woman bored all the time? And was she on her time of the month? He had noticed her change in behavior. He stopped keeping track of her monthly tantrums months ago. She groaned, dropping to her knees and resting her head on his thigh. Her hair parted so it revealed her ears and her tiny ear plugs. He tugged on one. 

Snapping her head up, she squeaked. "Ow! Izaya, that hurts!"
"[Name], do you want something?" He asked, pulling her up so that she rested ontop of him. She rested against his chest, closing her eyes.
"No, that's ridiculous." She huffed. He knew better, he was too clever. 

"You do." Izaya stated. "Because you don't usually come crawling to me on a weekend like that unless you want me raveled in sheets or something."

The young woman blushed, "Stop that. It's more like the other way around." Izaya only sighed, staring up at the ceiling. "Okay, maybe I do want something." 

He knew it. Since the day he met her Izaya had the girl all figured out. And the way she could get the great Izaya himself to obey her made her his most favorite human. "Okay wifey.. What is it that you want?" 

Her answer had left him with a emotionless expression. "No." He deadpanned. 
"But why? We've been married for eight months and we could at least try." She pouted. Woman and their interests; even the infamous informant would never understand it. 

"Do you realize how much work that is?" He asked, something she had obviously not thought about. 
"A puppy is easy to handle if you have two people helping." She persuaded, but Izaya wouldn't fall for her tricks. It took him a good two years to get used to those tricks of hers. It's how she got her way; she would pout innocently and make you feel a tinge of guilt. Then, the more innocent she looked the bigger that speck of guilt built up. 

"Their yappy and annoying." He said. "We're not getting a puppy."
[Name] huffed. "And you wanted a baby." She said, looking away. 
"Well, a baby and a puppy are different." He stated. "Puppies are not human, so they are merely ants to me."
"B-but puppies are way easier than babies!" 

"Well, if you want something like a puppy then have baby." He stated simply, shrugging. It wasn't that hard, really. All he had to do is throw that box of protection in the trash and they'd be all set. 
"I'm only 22, Izaya. I'm not ready." She said.
He chuckled, "Then there's no way you're ready for a puppy, either. We can get a puppy after we have a child." 

"Why do you want a baby so bad?" She asked. To be honest, he never really knew why. Izaya simply concluded it was the tinge of jealousy he had when he saw Shizou playing with his baby girl. Yeah, that's it. 

"I just want one." Was all he said. She groaned. 
"Fine. We'll have a baby, but you have to promise the puppy." [Name] replied. He snapped his gaze down to her.

His hands found their way to her shorts, already pushing them down. "Yeah, yeah. A child then a puppy. I promise." 
I knew I would write one of these eventually.

o - o

It's 12 AM, and here I am writing about Izaya Orihara T_T . God, what's wrong with me?
I think he's a little OOC in this, dontcha thing? I dunno. Just my opinion :I

Izaya Orihara does not belong to me
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:iconterrencethetitan:
Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
I would be begging for both really.
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:iconnishkaxx:
Nishkaxx Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  New member
Thb who wouldnt really xx
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:iconterrencethetitan:
Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015
Exactly what I mean.
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:iconanniebananaberry:
anniebananaberry Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
WHALE THEN (But Izaya y u no like puppies? ;A; )
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:iconjolene22:
Jolene22 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hahaha~....He is so not gonna give me a puppy is he? 
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:iconanonymousmyself:
AnonymousMyself Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think so
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:iconjolene22:
Jolene22 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Aww~ ;_;
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:iconanonymousmyself:
AnonymousMyself Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Aww come one *opens arms to hug ya* I also didn't gain a puppy...
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:iconjolene22:
Jolene22 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*Hugs and whines* I really wanted one
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:iconanonymousmyself:
AnonymousMyself Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*sniffs* Me too ;A;
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:iconjolene22:
Jolene22 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
;_;
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:iconanonymousmyself:
AnonymousMyself Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
;A;
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:iconxxsupernatural707xx:
XXSuperNatural707XX Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
part 2! part 2! wanna see daddy izaya ;A;
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:iconnishkaxx:
Nishkaxx Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  New member
Omg the cutest thing ever :D
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:iconuntoldhorror:
UntoldHorror Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
You should write a sequel.
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:iconcarlli2000:
Carlli2000 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Artist
Suddenly the song "Get it Up" by MSI popped in my head when he said he wanted a baby... ._. ...
Cute story btw!
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:iconmalloryburgess122120:
Crazy Girl (Forever Alone) [V6] Yato (Blush) [V1] Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Riki Naoe (Blush) [V6] BUT.......i was on my period ...
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:iconfirefliy:
Firefliy Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Student Writer
Uhhhh 
Call mother nature and be all like "Just give me a few days" 
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:iconcutecat213:
CuteCat213 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You're honestly just working against yourself, Izaya. If you think I'm bad on my own, just how much of a chance do you think you stand against the pouting of your wife AND rediculously adorable child? We're getting that puppy.
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DarkDareDemon Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
"Mommy, why was I born?"
"'CAUSE I WANTED A DAMN PUPPY!"
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:iconkieranhighlawn:
KieranHighlawn Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Why is there no like button? Laugh LOL 
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:iconsuicidekitty4:
suicidekitty4 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
Omg!!! Lolz!! So trueee!! cx
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:iconanimelover0130:
animelover0130 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
Lol I just died XD
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:iconplasterbrain:
plasterbrain Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Student General Artist
We should be able to favorite comments 
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8DeathThetittle8 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
Puppy for a child? 2 birds one stone, let's do this! *cue censor bars*
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gymleader97 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Yup! The Orihara twins probably filmed everything behind that censor bar and blackmailed Izaya so they could go see Yuuhei! ~
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8DeathThetittle8 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014
Exactly
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:iconnormalisamyth:
NormalIsAMyth Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014
That's one heck of a compromise. :-)
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:iconladymercer2121:
Ladymercer2121 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Is he really gonna give me a puppy if I have his child?

•.•'
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:iconmoonlightsorceress1:
moonlightsorceress1 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2013  Student Writer
..... He's not going to let me get a puppy is he?
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:iconzendeya67:
zendeya67 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Student Writer
Izaya you better give me dat puppy or I'll.... IGNORE YOU *DUN DUN DUN*XD anyway Thanks for this I always liked Izaya (≧▽≦)/~┴┴
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germanlover5836 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2013  Student Filmographer
I love this story but Izaya I want a puppy they are so much more cuter than a baby and they are tufter but depends on the breed of dog.😸
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:iconkajisohma:
KajiSohma Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013
Love the story~!!! It was amazing!
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:iconlovable-music:
Lovable-Music Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Great story! And you have a lovely avatar! It is simply on hell of a icon.~
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thehau5ofupsidedown Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, very nice! Very much enjoyed it.
I can totally see Izaya wanting a kid due to his human obsession.
Don't see him being a helpful dad, though.
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:iconfirefliy:
Firefliy Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Writer
yeeeah . . . he'd probably ask them to be just like him x)
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:iconlenkagaminegirl1:
lenkagaminegirl1 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....hes not going to get me a puppy is he
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:iconzxanyxqusthepegacorn:
Zxanyxqusthepegacorn Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I honestly don't trust him to :,(
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:iconlenkagaminegirl1:
lenkagaminegirl1 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i dont either
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:iconzxanyxqusthepegacorn:
Zxanyxqusthepegacorn Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*sigh* I really do want a puppy though...
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:iconlenkagaminegirl1:
lenkagaminegirl1 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
me too
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:iconzxanyxqusthepegacorn:
Zxanyxqusthepegacorn Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have cats and an old dog, but no puppy :/
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AnimeLuver143 Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
*Q* I want more!! Nice story! I fell in love with it!
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:iconfirefliy:
Firefliy Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Student Writer
xD Thank you!
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:iconmimiiz:
Mimiiz Featured By Owner May 10, 2013
I love this :iconcraiplz:
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:iconfirefliy:
Firefliy Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks!
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ShizuFan Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2013
This is a great story~!
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:iconfirefliy:
Firefliy Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks!
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